Farts, Sharts and Shitz, We Got Em All!

We would like to thank Kashi Go-Lean
for the gastrointestinal inspiration.

For a fartastic good time, click a fart,
click multiple farts at the same time
or use auto-fart at the bottom of the page.
Silvio's Rubber Dink
Johnnie's Shitty House
Don't Tell Me no SHIT
Keep Fahtin'
Licki Poopoo Kaka
Words for Turds
Lets GO RED SOX!!
Burnin' Hoop
Silvio's Gift
One for the French
Total Eclipse of the Faht
Just What the Doctor Ordered!
MORE MORE!
Egg Salad Fahts (Sometimes)
EZ-Fahts
Papa & Silvio (Long)
Roastie & the Scotsman
Sir Elton Fart
All You Need is Farts
Froth
Forced Out
Kokomo Krapz
Follow that Fart!
Roasties Fart Chocolates
Roasties Bum Chocolates
Roasties Bathroom Break
Squeaky Pot Pie
Ode to Shitz
Lunch Menu
Mamma's Blood Sausage'
Beautiful Mornin'
Drift Away
Loop-De-Poo
Wipeout
Wednesday Squeaker
Assquake
A Faht A Day
Hello Mommy!
Happy Fahts
Crambone
Rectumwide
Jungle Fart
Salad!
Elvis Faht
Turkey Dinner
Combination Lock
Pats, Get your Shit Together!
Saturday Cheese Rips
Grilled Cheese
Roasties Lunch Order
Rip it up!!!
Hey there Ruth!
A Beef Lo Gees Toe 1
Logged-Up Darrell
Roasties Lunch
Good Morning Vietnam
A Beef Lo Gees Toe 2
Squeaky Plops
Logged Up Darrell 2
Fartastic
Happy Fart-Turds-Day
What Was That!!!?(X-Tra Mud)
No Lunch Squeak
Bitch!Fucking Sunday Again!
Beefy Slops
Please do another one!
Aye-Oye
I'm A Fan of Doin' Farts
Michael Crabtrees Crabapples
Lets Do It! (Mud Mess!)
Just do a Shit!
Mayor McMudd
Excuse Me-I'm doin' a faht here!
More Lunch for Roastie
Got a Shit Comming!
Howlin' Toilet
Chocolate Puddin' Pops
Scottish Faht
Feeling Sick Sucks
Uncle McFinister
BBQ Beef Brisket
Sunday Again Again
Wheres the Beef?
Farts to be Done
Squeaky Plops
A Beef Lo Gees Toe2
Doozie Farta La Bearta
Wet Rippa!
Motorbeat Mud
A Beef Lo Gees Toe 3
Squeaky Blunts (Pew)
Time to to some Stinkies!
Morse Code Beefs
Marinade
Roasties Free Lunch
Roastie Doggie Bag
Logs
Chauncy's Mud Sausage
Anal Struggles
FA LA LA!!
Did I do that??!!
Cavernous Crap Attack
Tuesday Fart Dogs
Wednesday Fart Dogs
Nineteen-Thirty Five-Fourty Six
Beef & Cheese
Do a Fart
Work Truck Faht